Thursday, June 05, 2014

Islamicity Index?

I am not at all surprised by this but still I wish somebody takes this more seriously than those two authors did. It's high time for our countries to improve their governance and give better chance to live in a fair society to their citizens.

Following are links I have been visiting:

http://surfingbehindthewall.blogspot.com/2012/02/new-zealand-is-worlds-most-islamic.html

http://thereflectiveperspectivesblog.blogspot.com/2011/12/on-islamicity-index.html

http://news.kuwaittimes.net/islamicity-index/

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Sunday, August 26, 2012

My personality report: Jobsite

SOCIAL

This section of your report reveals your values in a social context:

FAMILY

Some people spend all their time at work and others prefer to put the family first, but you believe that there can, and should, be a balance between work, home and other aspects of your life. You're a great advocate of equality and within your family you are committed to members being equal. There is an emphasis on joint participation and collaboration on interests and pursuits.

COMMUNITY

You believe that a community works best when people have clear roles and status levels - when everyone knows how they fit in to the community and what their position is. As a good member of the community you don't want to cause trouble or rock the boat. You know your place and believe most people are part of a stable 'quiet majority'.

LIFE VIEW

For you, everything works best when people carefully manage their time so as to get the most out of their whole lives. Through this successful management you believe that life has the potential to be truly harmonious. It may be idealistic, but you view the human race as one 'big family' and that all people are created equal and are fundamentally caring and decent. Our responsibilities stretch beyond our race however, with the need to take care of the natural world of animals and plants.


PERSONAL

This section of your report reveals your values in a personal context:

PERSONAL PREFERENCES

Everyone has their strengths and weaknesses, there's just no escaping it. We're good at some things and in certain situations and not so hot elsewhere. It's part of being human.
For you, you're committed to being inclusive and democratic. You are a supporter of human rights and will be participative in activities supporting those rights. This mindset extends to working for the benefit of nature and the world as a whole.
Only in the eyes of our mum do we tend to be perfect. In reality, there are usually a few things we're not so good at. For you, sometimes you may be susceptible to being influenced by peer pressure and at times may not take things to their ultimate conclusion. Being such a good people-person, you're also disinclined to work alone, which may restrict or limit you.

LEARNING PREFERENCES

Everyone has a preferred way of learning. And we're not just talking about in school - you're often faced with learning something new at work. When this happens, you like to know precisely why it's necessary for you to learn something new and who made the decisions.
You prefer to be taught by a well-organised and accepted authority on the subject. You work best if the instructions they give you are spelled out clearly and precisely define the standards you're expected to reach. If that all happens and you or someone else still gets it wrong, you've no problem with errors being punished appropriately.

DECISION MAKING PREFERENCES

You firmly believe that decisions should be made by the appropriate team or group. This will be achieved through discussion where feelings are valued as much as facts. You desire collaborative decisions where reaching consensus is deemed very important. The approach is distinctly democratic.

MOTIVATIONAL PREFERENCES

You have a strong desire to make sure the things you do are done to an acceptable level. You don't want to be seen to not be doing something good enough. Especially as most of the time these levels are set by people with seniority, people like your boss. And if need be, you're willing to make sacrifices as long as they're reasonable.
In terms of getting something back, you appreciate it - as it's only fair - when consistent, dependable and long-term service is recognised and rewarded.

WORK

This section of your report reveals your values in a work context:

JOB TYPE

You like to be in a place where you're given a clearly defined job structure. One where you can turn up to work, get a good days' work done and then go home. No vagueness, no waffle. You expect yourself and your colleagues to follow the correct procedures and work orders and when they're not followed, you can expect to get into trouble.
The more precisely defined your job is the more you prefer it. You don't like changes in your job. Instead you prefer a job that is secure, stable and unchanging. You like to focus on doing your job correctly and prefer to leave others to do likewise.
As for loyalty, it's important to you to be a loyal employee and in return you expect to be treated with respect.

PREFERRED COMMUNICATION STYLE

Good communication is essential for everyone, but different people have different preferences for the way it's done. Within an organisation you prefer it if senior people clearly describe all the appropriate rules, processes and regulations. The greater the precision, the more comfortable you are with the communication. The message underpinning communication should always focus upon doing your duty and on reliability.
The greater the formality, clarity and brevity the more you like it. The last thing you want is someone spouting jargon and gobbledegook! You'd rather a plain speaking, more conservative language.

PREFERRED ORGANISATIONAL ENVIRONMENT

If you're going to be happy in your job, you need to find a company that suits the way you like to work. You work best in organisations with a formal and recognisable hierarchy. It's important to you to be told exactly where you fit within that hierarchy, including knowing who you report to and who reports to you. You're also going to want to know all the procedures and rules that apply to your job.
For the most part, you believe that rewards go to people for delivering to standards and for seniority. For you, by delivering to standards you can demonstrate your worthiness within the organisation. For your comfort and peace of mind, where possible you prefer an organisation that is predictable and risks are low to zero.


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Thursday, May 17, 2012

Common Birthdays


Oh my I never knew I was that 'common'. :P

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Wednesday, March 28, 2012

Jung Typology Test™


To me this was funny, how about you?

Check it out here: http://www.humanmetrics.com/cgi-win/JTypes1.htm

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Tuesday, March 27, 2012

DEEWAN-E-GHALIB aur HUM



I just had to re-post it here. This is the first time I have read anything from the original Deewan-e-Ghalib! I'll be honest and would tell you that I haven't had a chance to read this post completely but there is one thing I understood; Urdu is indeed a very rich language and we should be proud to be Urdu speakers, yet the sad part is that I couldn't completely comprehend most of these writings. It is sad that generation after us wouldn't even understand this much...thanks to our education system! and bizarre longing for western curriculum.

Here is the link I was talking about:

http://shakilakhtar.wordpress.com/2012/03/09/deewan-e-ghalib-laam-noon/

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Thursday, December 15, 2011

I like him!


Brilliant guy talking very interesting stuff. I hope you guys like it too!


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Sunday, October 09, 2011

Another IQ test

IQ Test
Free-IQTest.net - IQ Test

And you may find score guide at:
http://www.free-iqtest.net/iq-score-guide.asp

Don't forget to share yours! 




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Monday, August 01, 2011

Escapade: AWW-THIS IS AWEFULLLY SWEEET-

Escapade: AWW-THIS IS AWEFULLLY SWEEET-: "He was drivin' home one evening in his beat up Pontiac, When an old lady flagged him down, her Mercedez had a flat He could see that sh..."

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Monday, May 16, 2011

How to Earn $2,500 every month without Investment through part time jobs?

You can earn $2,500 the very first month from data entry jobs on internet. This is an easy work from home form filling job. Work less than 1 hr daily. No investment. Open for anyone, worldwide. 

Please visit the website http://www.earnparttimejobs.com/index.php?id=3387208

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Saturday, April 02, 2011

Gmail Motion???

OMG I can't believe it happened to me today :(. Yes, I admit, Google actually made me fool on 1st April. I am still almost shocked, how could I fall for something this silly?

If you guys use GMail, you must have seen this option:New! Gmail MotionBETA | 


Did you try it? I actually downloaded the instruction manual as well LOL. And when I clicked to activate it, this is what I got:


I am feeling so silly at this moment. If this was a research project, I must tell them, this is a GOOD IDEA, do it if you can actually do it :@

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Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Girls and hair cuts lol

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Monday, March 14, 2011

How to Speed Through Airport Security















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Now and then...

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Sunday, March 06, 2011

Colour Profile

I am amazed by this Colour profiler, it gave me all the right answers, or at least what I expected to read :D

You guys should try it too!

He is the link:

http://www.chinapaint.com/eng/flash/colorandme_en.swf

And Oh btw, my results were something like:

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Mazahiyaat.

Sorry guys, this post is in Urdu. I just had to share these jokes.


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Sunday, February 20, 2011

I want to be there ....

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Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Yahoo! Video is changing

I simply hate Yahoo! for doing this. They have done it again and again...They did the same with

1. Yahoo! Briefcase,
2. Yahoo! Photos,

and now,

3. Yahoo! Video

I mean what's wrong with the service? Yahoo! Photos used to be great! everyone else is coming up with such sites...and although at that time they provided a tool to transfer to some other websites...for these videos there is none!

This is what they have to say:


Now, why I can't just transfer them to Flickr? after all Flickr is a Yahoo! owned website.

This world is getting weirder everyday!

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Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.

Dear Tech Support Team:

Last Month I upgraded from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0.

I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processes that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activities.

Applications such as Bachelor Nights 10.3, Cricket 5.0, and Outings 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected. I can’t Seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favourite applications.

I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 5.0, but the ‘uninstall’ doesn’t work on Wife 1.0.

Please help!

Thanks,

“A Troubled User”

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REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that people complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 5.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and
Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!! !

It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 5.0.

It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 5.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed not to allow this. (Look in your Wife 1.0 Manual under Warnings-Alimony- Child Support) .

I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the environment.

I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean 2.5, Sweep 3.0, Cook 1.5 and Do Laundry 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system
to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5.

Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Sarees 2.1 and Jewellery 5.0

STATUTORY WARNING: DO NOT, under any circumstances, install SecretaryWithShortSkirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Thanks & Regards

tech support

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